jogoo

Naughy but nice. Made me crack a rib or two...


Siku moja Padri alipoteza kuku wake aina ya jogoo,alimtafuta hakumuona,
basi alipokwenda Kanisani siku ya Jumapili ilibidi awaulize waumini wake
kama ifuatavyo:

Padri: 'Nani mwenye jogoo?'
Wanaume wote kanisani wakasimama.

Padri : 'Hapana, sio nyinyi, ila nani kaona jogoo?'
Wanawake wakasimama.

Padri : 'Sio hivyo, ila nani kamuona jogoo wangu?'
Masista wote wakasimama.

Padri akaishiwa nguvu akaamua kukaa kimya








One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you
eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man
replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to
my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife
and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor
man
he stated, "You come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful
voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with
me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered They all entered
the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the
limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the
lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love
my place. The grass is almost a foot high."